Monkeyduck Travel Journal Delhi - Day Four 6/5/2004

INDIAN HEALTH POSTERS, INTERPRETED:
1. "When embracing a male friend, be sure to fondle his stomach."
2. "When a mosquito is feasting on your blood, be sure to listen to what he has to say."
3. "When romantically sharing a bottle with your loved one,
be sure to have a napkin at the ready to clean up any drool."
4. "Sobbing is a natural reaction for grown men to experience when visiting this fine, government run health establishment."







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