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| Introduction | My buddy Andre is obsessed with ass. And poop. And cock. He thinks they're pretty funny. I think he's gay. But I too think those things are funny. But I'm not gay. Or am I? Anyway, in April 2002 I began compiling some of the better In My Ass-isms in e-mails for friends. Then I saw that the game had cropped up on a couple of websites. So I'm here to set the record straight: Andre came up with the In My Ass game. Not me. Not your cousin Fred. Andre. And
as such, this is the official In My Ass website. All others are
impostors.
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| The Game | You take a real movie title and then add the words "in my ass" to the end of it. That's it. So for
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| The Rules | These
aren't really rules as much they are suggestions.
1) The key is sparking a good visual in the listener's imagination. Classic examples include:
2) A title with just a proper noun is the same as any other title with just a proper noun. So Patton (in my ass), Erin Brokovich (in my ass), Simon Birch, Serpico, Harold and Maude... these really just run together and after awhile, they tend not to be funny. But you still may come up with some good ones. 3) Other contributing factors towards a successful In My Ass suggestion: a) Something with alliteration, rhyme, or a nice cadence... something that sounds good is always nice: I'll probably add more later, but for now... onto the grand list of movie titles! |
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