Click here for the extended introduction.

But all you really need to know is that you should
add the words "in my ass" to the following titles. Enjoy!

Ideally I'd like this page to have some scripts running where people could submit their own entries and everybdy could vote on how well they work. But for now I'll just group them according to when these were submitted....

 

Recent Additions

Katie, who I sent a link for The Quotable Chace to, made her way to this page, and without my prompting became obsessed with this In My Ass thing. Hell, she took to it like a duck to water soluable lubricant. And the thing is, she's been coming up with these off the top of her head. What a girl!

Here's Katie's latest contributions....

Stick It
Akelah and The Bee
Thank You For Smoking
Gone With The Wind
Lethal Weapon
Die Hard/Harder/With a Vengeance
An Everlasting Piece
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
28 Days Later
The Seven Year Itch
Down In The Valley
Hope Floats
Fools Rush In
The Whole Nine Yards
The Last Samurai
Prenomenon
Scent of a Woman
Analyze This
Catch Me If You Can
Must Love Dogs
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton
Lorenzo's Oil
She's The Man
The Human Stain
Flags Of Our Fathers
The Sound of Music
Strangers With Candy
Monster's Ball
Running With Scissors
Hair
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Little Children
One Night With the King
Traffic
While You Were Sleeping
The Banger Sisters
It Could Happen To You
Mr. Deeds Goes To Town
Go
The Iron Giant
Barb Wire
Blow
Never Been Kissed
Finding Nemo

and this one made me cry I laughed so hard...

Riding In Cars With Boys


Katie's Earlier Contributions

Blast From The Past
The Pursuit of Happyness
The Fountain
Happy Feet
How To Eat Fried Worms
Finding Forrester
Waiting To Exhale
The Secret Garden
Flubber
What Women Want
Grumpy Old Men
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
For The Love of a Dog
A Very Long Engagement
Ice Age: The Meltdown
Armageddon
Big Daddy
Dunston Checks In
Curious George
The Forbidden Zone
Toys
Pretty Woman
You've Got Mail
Novacaine
Pete's Dragon
Life With Mikey
Deep Impact
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Quills
Backdraft
Idle Hands
Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties
Hook
War and Peace
Of Mice and Men
Eraser
Batman Forever
Hocus Pocus
The Abyss
Soul Food

and of course...

Failure to Launch

 

Less Recent Additions

All About My Mother
Waiting for Guffman
Pink Flamingos
Dirty Dancing
The Passion of the Christ
Be Cool
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Love's Enduring Promise
Woman Thou Art Loosed
Finding Neverland
Lassie Come Home
Benji At Work

 

Christmas

One Magic Christmas
Scrooged
The Nutcracker
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Christmas Comes But Once a Year
The Christmas That Almost Wasn't
A Christmas Fantasy
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Comfort and Joy
Every Day Except Christmas
The Gathering
A Hobo's Christmas
Holiday Affair
I'll Be Seeing You
It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
It Happened One Christmas
Jingle All The Way
The Kid Who Loved Christmas
The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus
Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
The Right to Be Happy
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
A Trap for Santa Claus
Yes Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus

and of course...

It's A Wonderful Life

 

Look Who's Talking
Mr. Soft Touch
Mixed Nuts
Trading Places
Igby Goes Down
Scenes From A Marriage
What The Butler Saw
When We Were Kings
Capturing The Friedmans
How To Get Ahead In Business
My Mother's Castle
My Father's Glory
Far And Away
Supersize Me
Not Without My Daughter
Mr. Holland's Opus
The Knack And How To Get It
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Diamonds Are Forever
Unidentified Flying Oddball
A Fistful Of Dollars
For A Few Dollars More
Here Comes Mr. Jordan
Heaven Can Wait
Sometimes They Come Back
Sometimes They Come Back Again
The Big Valley
The Wrong Man
Rude Awakening
The Big Bounce
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
Johnson Family Vacation
The Man With One Red Shoe

 

The Last Man
Perfect Stranger
Die Another Day
White Rain
Bad Eggs
Better Luck Tomorrow
Spirited Away
24 Hour Party People
The Guys
The Two Towers
How Harry Became A Tree
Collateral Damage
Black Hawk Down
The Man Who Wasn't There
The Magnificent Seven
The Deep End
The Fast and The Furious

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
The Hunt For The Red October
Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
The Sting
Boudou Saved From Drowning
On A Clear Day You Can See Forever
The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight
The Man Who Fell To Earth
The Gift
Velvet Goldmine
A Beautiful Mind
Shine
The Ritual
The Devil's Mass
Gone with the Wind
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
While You Were Sleeping
Action Jackson
The Avenging Disco Godfather
The Importance of Being Earnest
Scooby Doo
The Sweetest Thing
Big Trouble
Changing Lanes
How Stella Got Her Groove Back

and my favorite suggestion:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Big Red One
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Take the Money and Run
The 400 Blows
Jules and Jim
The Agony and Ecstasy
Out of Africa
The Full Monty
10
Grease
Earthquake
Volcano
The Towering Inferno
The Endurance
I Know What You Did Last Summer
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Classic Movies

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Broadway Melody
Cries and Whispers
The Five Thousand Fingers of Doctor T
Freaks
Glen or Glenda
It Happened One Night
The Lost Weekend
The Man with the Golden Arm
A Night to Remember
An Officer and a Gentleman
One of Our Aircraft Is Missing
The Pride of the Yankees
The Seven Year Itch
The Third Man

Looking For Mr. Goodbar
The Sound of Music
Like Water For Chocolate
It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World
A Hard Day's Night
Let It Be (or its working title Get Back)
All The President's Men
The Thin Red Line
True Grit
Chasing Amy
About A Boy
Firestarter
The Hunger
Lair of The White Worm
The Howling
Waterworld
City of Lost Children
Gas, Food, Lodging

A question you may be asking is,
"Why movie titles? Why not other titles?"

Sure! Andre's ass takes all comers!

Click here for some other categories.

 

 

Got a suggestion for the In My Ass game?
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