VENICE Part Two
May 5 - 7, 2003



Mon, May 5, Evening


After learning that the Guggenheim was closed I found myself in S. Stefano at a cool little bar and Internet cafe. I had a spritz, which is a local Venetian favorite: white wine, Campari, green olive, orange wedge and soda. Really refreshing, really cheap. The bartender was very helpful, as was Giuseppe, a local. I asked him to recommend a cheap restaurant, and he said I should go to Via Giardini, right where our hotel was near. But instead I ended up at Ristorante Columbus. I'd decided on fried calimari while reading the menu outside, but changed my order to veal liver with sautéed onion and potatoes. It was incredible. Unfortunately I allowed the waiter to talk me into some white asparagus which would up costing 50 cents more that the veal (!). With water, cover and service charge the total came to 67 euros. Uli still can't believe it.



Uli and I in my favorite Venetian piazza


Composed Sat, May 10, 12:11am while waiting for the last bus at Ponte Alle Grazie, Florence

So Uli was walking along the large canal near our hotel Monday evening when he saw a guy in a gondola that had a big hole. He asked, "Uh, it that safe enough with that hole?" And the guy replied, "Why don't you find out for yourself?"

At 10:30pm later that night, I was back at the hotel and Uli comes in, saying, "Uh, we got invited to a party, so we must leave! Now!" But I was dead tired and in need of a thorough shower. Earlier that day I had found myself in a nice bathroom for once and had tired to force myself to shit, but I only shat a little, and then spent three minutes trying to wipe my ass clean and failing. What resulted was a painful rash that only today is finally gone.

So I was in no mood to run out the door, but instead of showering I put the hotel bidet to good use. This really hurt, as my ass was raw.

Uli had said something about them giving us a place to stay the next night, so that sounded good. But what he meant to say in his haste was that we could stay that night. This was necessary because the hotel had a 12:30am curfew and we would be getting home afterwards. I was torn about going because I didn't have my contact case to take them out, but after Uli said I could use his I was good to go.

Instead of a party [Uli misunderstood] we went to a late night bar on the Rialto, next to the daytime fish market. Uli and I bought 2 rounds and then we made our way back through the Venetian labyrinth.


The Maria shrine outside our hosts' building with bottled water as an offering
 

A googly Uli


The name of the gondola guy was David (Da-VEED-De). There was also Elisa, of whom Uli said, "You will have to find your own girl, for she is mine!" To which I said, "I'm not interested, I've got mine."

It turned out that Uli was talking out of his ass -- he didn't have a chance. But Elisa was fun to talk to. She kept getting mad at herself for not being able to remember English words, a quality I've found in many Italian people on this trip. This makes no sense to me as I'm the one with knowledge of only one language.

But not so anymore! Using my limited knowledge of Spanish and the Italian language tapes I listened to on my bike rides to work, I've been getting by very well. The people are incredibly nice and helpful. I hear this might be less so down south. We'll see.


"Your own... Communist... Jesus"


But back to the bar. It was in a corte, and slowly but most assuredly the owner and wife . Were forcing us out. There had been about five groups, including one which numbered about nine. Elisa pointed out an old white-haired man in a blue/purple suit, tie and hat, saying he was a real ladies man back in the day. She asked if there was an English word for being gentle with women, and I thought she meant in bed, so I said, "Smooooove." But she didn't mean in bed, and then recalled that the word was "gallant. (French, of course).

So we eventually stood around talking after the tables and chairs were stacked and removed practically out from under us, and then made our way through the warren of alleyways, bridges and courtyards. As Elisa said, "Nighttime in Venice is magic time -- no people! Wonderful."

It turned out that their apartment was 30 seconds from our hotel. Uli got the living room couch, I slept in my own room.

The bus comes....



One minute later, 12:47am to be exact, on the bus

Since we'd paid 35 euros each for a hotel room we didn't use, we were keen to take advantage of the free breakfast. So we woke at 7:45am, early enough to experience the amazing early morning light, then had breakfast, showered, packed, moved our things to our friends' apartment and set out for the Rialto Bridge to look for an oyster bar and post office.


Morning on the Via Giardini

This gondolier almost got smacked by a vaporetto. Even in a city with no cars the traffic is a mess.

Elisa told us of an oyster bar, or at least a bar that made a drink called a "Bomba" which included a random assortment of booze. But we could find not an oyster bar nor a Bomba bar. We found plenty of fresh fish for sale, but without something to open the shells we didn't buy any 'ostrechi'.


  Composed Sat May 10, 5:42pm, On the B bus, Florence

Still describing Tuesday May 6th, Venice

After the post office, we rushed to find some lunch prior to siesta. We found a cool little cold cuts shop, and thus began our near-daily sampling of truly excellent salamis. We also got cheese and mixed antipasti (marinated olives, mushrooms, zucchini, sundried tomatoes), and some prosecco, which was white, unfortunately, so it was like cheap champagne. Still, it was better than cheap American champagne.

We sat along the grand canal, and I noticed how everything slowed down for siesta. There were hardly any boats!



Me on the vaporetto

Me on the vaporetto yelling at Uli for thinking I needed a picture of me with a girl he found attractive




Composed Fri May 9, Florence

After lunch sitting by the canal, we tried to find me a cell phone. Part of the deal with me going to Italy without Megan was that she wanted me to have a cell so she could call me whenever. In fact that was the only part of the deal. Since Europe runs on a different band than the U.S. cell phone network, I either had to pay a lot for a special tri-band phone back home or find one in Italy.

It took a lot of tried but I finally got directed to a WIND dealer along a tiny stretch near... oh, I can't remember. They're all tiny stretches! I just remember the phrase ai treri, which was supposed to mean big stores or brand names or something.

The WIND store was not a big store -- it was the size of a closet. There were two men inside, and the one who knew English let me struggle with the non-English speaking salesman for some time before helping me.

I'd left Uli behind in a delightful square where children play [pictured at top]. At that point we split up for an hour while I went to the San Marco campinile and Uli bought red wine for our hosts.

Uli had been napping a shirt while when I returned from the incredible views of the campinile. My having to ring the bell at the apartment got Dora the dog barking which in turn woke Uli.

Davide showed us where everything was to make pasta, but instead Simone cooked, which was probably a good thing. Leave the Italian food to the Italians when in Italy, I say.

While waiting, we watched some of the video of Tomasso and his Brazilian girlfriend performing with marionettes, and then we got a treat -- live marionette performance! I hoped he'd put on some non-traditional music for accompaniment like The Clash, but nothing doing.


Tuesday night at our friends' apartment I was going to take a nap until I learned that the room I had been was actually someone else's -- they weren't home the night before. So I slept out in the living room with Uli. We were going to hang out with David but his phone was off when we called so we turned in early.

The next day I woke at 6am with the birds chirping like mad. I wanted to go walking in the gardens but it took me 2 1/2 hours to pack, shower and write our hosts a thank you note.

I went to the Palazzo Ducale, hoping to leave my big ol' bag there since I was meeting Uli at 12, but no dice. I then had my only day of vaporetto troubles. It took 15 minutes for the next water bus to arrive at the S. Marco station, and when it did it was too full. Finally I got across the canal and went to the Guggenheim, which was filled to the brim with annoying school kids. It's a perfect bite-sized collection of modern art and I'm really glad I went.

Uli and I were going to try for the secret Doge tour at 12, but it turned out to be at 11:35am. So instead I got an audio guide, which was a bit of a waste since there were many more signs in English than I expected.

 

View from within the Doge's Palace


"Ghosts of the Doge's Throne Room" or
"The Magic of Bulb Setting on a Camera"

 

 

As usual, the best part of the tour was the architecture. And the whole fascination with the Bridge of Sighs is dumb.

 


The original horsies
(I wasn't supposed to be taking pictures inside)

Horsy copies

After the Doge's palace we went around the back end of the lagoon via vaporetto where all of a sudden there's modern industry. Then we got on the train to Verona.

 

Two backpacks, a didgeridoo and a smile on his face

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TIPS FOR TRAVELERS

Transport:
Arriving by plane

It is absolutely essential that you sit on the window on the right side of the plane. In other words, when you get on the plane and you're walking towards your seat the correct windows are on your left. This allows you an amazing view of the backside of Venice from the air.

Hisae told me about this and, though I had a window seat, it was an A seat and I wasn't able to change my seat assignments. But it all turned out okay since Lufthansa's seat numbering system is the opposite of U.S. carriers, with the A side being on the left as you're facing the back of the plane.

 

 

 

 

 

Transport:
Getting to Venice
from the Airport

The best way to get to San Marco from Marco Polo Airport is by water taxi. Alilaguna seemed to be the cheapest at 10 euros. But keep in mind that it's a long walk to the landing from the ticket counter. When the lady who sold me my ticket told me the next one was leaving in 10 minutes, I thought II had plenty of time. But first I went the wrong way (be sure to make a LEFT when exiting the terminal). And even though I ran to make it, the boat was leaving when I got there. I was annoyed at myself for not asking her to call ahead, but it's occurred to me that the boat never would have waited.

If you can manage to arrive at sunset you're in for a real treat. The boat passes by the Lido and Murano before arriving at San Marco. It takes an hour and a half in all.

 

 

 

 

 

Transport:
Getting Around

Buy yourself a 24 hour card at any Tabacchi shop (look for the blue T signs) for the vaporetto or water taxi. The vaporettos are brilliant. The only time I had a problem getting one was, of course, outside of San Marco. There's two stops on either side, and the vaporettos tend to fill up there. So depending on the direction you're going, you'll want to go to the stop that's before San Marco, rather than on the other side. Otherwise you might be standing around in a line that doesn't move.

 

 

 

 

 



Accommodations:
Hotel Sant'Anna

Corte del Bianco
Castello 269
Tel: 0039 041 528 6466 (041/528.6466)


Uli found our hotel pretty randomly as we were a month from arriving and had no reservations yet. It was a good choice -- clean and in the Via Giardini, a nice, quiet area (i.e. far from San Marco and not touristy) that's full of nothing but locals with a public market every morning.

The lady of the house wasn't particularly helpful as she spoke no English, but I was still able to communicate. The 12:30am curfew was pretty unfortunate, as wandering around at night is one of the best things about Venice. As a result we didn't even sleep there our second night.

I guess the morals of the story are: 1) Don't be afraid to stay in a place far from San Marco. If you're near the Grand Canal or anywhere that the vaporetto lines run, you're golden. 2) Do your best to avoid

 

 

 

 

 

Eating Out:
Venetian Waiters

The waiters in Venice have a reputation for being rude and willing to take advantage of dumb tourists. My one experience in an actual sit-down restaurant there confirmed two things: 1) I got taken advantage of by a waiter, and 2) I was a dumb tourist.


However, the food was so good I just didn't have the heart to complain. I saw it as a learning experience.

The moral of the story: NEVER allow the waiter to suggest a dish to you without asking for the price.