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Thur - Fri, December 11-12

Upon
arriving Mike handed me a beer. What a guy.
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I'm sitting on the plane
over the Pacific Ocean, having just crossed the International Date Line,
on my way to Japan. Has my vacation begun? Yes, I think it's safe to
say. But getting to the point where I could believe it has been difficult
at best.
Every time I take time off
from work I do all of the work that I would have done had I been there.
And this time it was unbelievably hard to finish everything. I put in
5 hours Saturday, 12 hours Monday, 12 hours Tuesday and 14 hours Wednesday
and early Thursday morning, working up to the last possible minute where
I'd still be able to make my 11:35am Thursday plane. It was a nightmare.
And I still didn't get everything done -- but almost.
But enough of that. What's
done is done.
The last time I was on a
12 hour flight I barely slept a wink. This time, however, I got myself
a window seat so there'd be somewhere to put my head, and I didn't have
big dumb Germans pounding on the back of my seat. Oh, and it also helps
that I'd had 10 hours of sleep in three days, with no sleep last night.
I'm sitting next to two Japanese
girls who seem to know English, but I haven't attempted to strike up
a conversation with them. And that's a shame. How else am I going to
learn about Tokyo?
One way I can be sure not
to learn about Tokyo is forget my goddamned printouts that I've been
amassing for weeks. Oh sure, I brought the one that contained information
on the Ramen Museum and the Museum of Tobacco and Salt, but I left behind
the address of Mike's apartment, the contact info for the two Japanese
guys who have offered to show me around, and the tips on how to eat
cheaply.
I realized my mistake with
a fright and a shudder as I stood at the All Nippon Airways counter,
wanting to write my contact info on the ANA baggage tag and realizing
I didn't have jack. At the last second back in the apartment, Megan
asked if I wanted Mike's number in Tokyo, which I'd written on a piece
of paper for some reason. I said, sure, what the hell, thinking I'd
already had the printout with all his info with me.
I'd arrived at Tom Bradley
International terminal an hour and a half before my flight. It had taken
me 20 minutes to get my luggage x-rayed, 10 minutes to navigate the
ANA counter, and at that point I thought I was home free. But that was
a stupid assumption.
The line to get through security
and to the gates began near the ANA counter, then wrapped around...
and around... and around again until the back of the line reached all
the way back to where I'd had my luggage screened. I asked someone to
save my place in line. He was Asian and didn't seem to understand me,
but then when I asked again he said in perfect English, "No problem,"
however wearily. Thus began one of the games of this trip -- Who Here
Knows English and Can Help Me?
I then went to the pay phone
to call Chris at work, who was nice enough to take the time to get on
my computer and email me the necessary files. I rewarded him with a
poster that the company owns that we both wanted but which I was awarded
after we moved buildings -- a copy of a drawing of the Santa Maria della
Salute church in Venice. I'll simply have to get my own.
After getting off the phone
I tried to find my place in line, but wasn't able to recognize the guy
who'd saved it. But right at that moment I heard an airport security
guy saying there was a faster line and I took it. I made it to my flight
with 10 minutes to spare.
Enduring the past three days
is something that basically made me want to cry. It's typical for me
to save everything until the last minute -- including packing, which
I did from 10pm - 2am last night -- but much of the work couldn't have
been done until this week.
Wait, wait, wait. Enough,
I said! Enough talk of work.
Mark asked me last night
at what point do I get excited about the trip. The answer I gave was
when I get off the plane. But that still probably won't be the truth.
I'll have a huge, overpacked bag on my back, I'll have to get yen, a
train ticket, a subway pass and directions to the Oakwood where I'm
crashing with Mike, and then I'll actually have to find the place with
all this weight on my back.
Mike suggested I call a cab,
which would cost me 15 dollars American. I said I'd rather hoof it,
but never say never.
December 13th,
Aoyama Oakwood Guest Residence, Tokyo
Found where Mike's staying
in two tries. It felt great! Only had to ask someone for help once,
and her English was very limited. I get bonus points for that!

Here's
the entryway to the Oakwood. The maids tie the laces on
your shoes! |
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This place is full-on luxury with lots of Japanese technological innovations:
there's a huge TV (Sony, of course), an all-region DVD player, Minidisc
player, remote controlled thermostat (the heater even has a flap that
smoothly opens and retracts), full kitchen complete with pots, pans,
wisks, spaghetti server, etc, a DSL connection, a shower room where
you can aim the shower spigot in any spot and the water will drain away,
and there's even a washer/dryer all-in-one unit!

That
blue couch was my wonderful, comfortable bed. I slept very
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Negotiations as to how long
I can stay here were a little strained last night. Mike is saying we'll
play it by ear as to how long I can stay (he leaves Tokyo on the 19th,
I leave on the 21st). I told him if I begin to inconvenience him I can
move on, it's alright. And he said, "Wow, it's like it's the 60s
and you're my hippie friend!" I can't believe he called me a hippie.
Mike left a key for me, and
when the lady at the front desk gave it to me she asked with an investigative
tone, "How long will you be staying?"
"I'm not sure,"
I said with this enormous pack on my back.
If the management wants to
charge Mike's company (the ones paying for him to stay in this lap of
luxury) more for another person staying in the room, then there may
be some problem. But there's no need to worry Mike about that.
He hasn't been sleeping well,
and that would be the number one reason how I could overstay my welcome.
He's here working as Associate Producer of a movie, and he says he's
been waking up at 4am with his mind already processing all the things
he has to think about.
The movie is a remake of
a Japanese film. The writer/director, who already has made one sequel
and two versions for television, is remaking his own movie for the Hollywood
version. And then after that, he's making the next sequel for Japan!
Tomorrow there will be an all-day meeting to discuss art direction,
and I can't fathom how the director would want to once again plan the
details of a movie he's already made four times before. Mike said the
director wants to move on to other things soon. Yeah, no shit!
The apartment is a one bedroom,
and I slept on the couch in the living room -- quite comfortably, I
might add. I'm using the teeny-tiny REI sleeping bag I brought. While
Mike could easily find me a blanket, I figure I brought it, so I'm gonna
use it.
The biggest problem in staying
here is that I have to go through the bedroom to get to the bathroom.
I woke up having to pee and waited until I thought Mike might be up
before sneaking in, not turning on the light and not flushing, just
so I wouldn't disturb him. I'll also be leaving my toiletries in the
kitchen. That's sure to confound the maids.
I'd like to take Mike out
to dinner to show my appreciation, but he refused, and also I doubt
we'll be around much at the same time during dinner time. At one point
last night Mike commented how rundown he's feeling, and I suggested
he start taking Cold-Eeze. He asked if I had some on me, and I had to
confess I only brought a few. "You mean to tell me I let you stay
in this opulent apartment and you can't spare a lousy lozenge?"
he said only half-jokingly. I explained that the suggested dosage is
six a day, and that I'd try and find him some of the Japanese equivalent.
But when he found me later at his lap top trying to find the active
ingredient on the Cold-Eeze website, he said to forget about it. [I
went to three different pharmacies and couldn't find them].
Maybe I'll buy him a hooker.
That'll go over well with management.
Sunday I plan to meet some
of my fellow Santas, who will be in "Full Santa" mode, and
I guess I will be too. Mike made me promise not to enter or leave the
building in my Santa suit. Fair enough.
(Check back later for more
trip additions.)
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TIPS FOR TRAVELERS
Narita
Airport
Information
Desk
After
getting out of the passport check look for a currency exchange booth.
Then the next thing you'll want is the Information Desk.
The
clerks there speak English and they can tell you how to get to your
destination via subway once you get into Tokyo.
You'll
also want a subway map and a free city map. be sure to get both a JR
line map and a subway map.
Transport:
Narita
Airport to Tokyo
You
can spend 30 dollars and take the Narita Express to Tokyo Station, or
you can take the subway. I took the subway. It's only a half hour or
so longer, depending on where you get off, and you'll save 25 bucks.
The
subway's a little rough in that there's space for large luggage on the
Narita Express and there's only overhead racks on the subway. But my
huge backpack fit up there.
I also
liked getting to know the subways immediately. It's best to get used
to them since you'll be spending so much time on them.
Tokyo
Trains
Unlike
most big cities where one organization runs the trains and buses, there's
a number of companies that run them, and that has the potential to get
pretty confusing. But I did well -- only got lost once. It helps to
ask people you're going the right way.
There's
really only two train systems that you're going to be dealing with --
the JR and the Subway. I think there's more than one subway, and that
"the subway" is owned by some company the name of which I
don't know. But everyone just calls it "the subway."
The
JR, on the other hand, is all above ground, for the most part. The JR
Yamanote Line is the main line in that it runs in a circle around the
city. The guide book I had recommended using it as a way to familiarize
yourself with the city -- since it runs in a circle you could go all
away around and then just get off at the next stop, which would mean
you'd only pay 160 yen instead of 450, or whatever.
But
I think that's stupid. What an incredible waste of time -- to intentionally
stick yourself in a crowded rail car for an hour when all you can see
are the sides of buildings and very few landmarks.
Rail
Passes
Apparently
if you have a JR rail pass for the rest of the country you can use it
on the JR trains. I imagine that you'd have to flash your card to the
station agent each time, and that takes some time.
Otherwise,
look for 1000 yen cards sold in machines in the station. These can be
bought for both the JR and subway. (The subway ones are called "SF
Card", but there's also some other names for the same things).
The cards look bigger than the normal, smaller tickets, but they work
in the turnstiles just the same. You'll go through 1000 yen of subway
tickets in a day to a day and a half, depending on how much travel you're
doing.
Unfortunately
the cards don't give you any discount, but they do save time since it's
a drag to wait in line for the ticket machines each time.
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