TOKYO
December 11 - 21, 2003


Dec 16: Aoyama, Ginza

Here's a movie theater in Ginza. Movies in Tokyo are about US$25. Though I was tempted, that's just too much to pay for Bad Boys 2 Bad.

Waking up this morning was awful. As usual, Mike yelled "Godzilla!" upon first seeing me, but it wasn't funny this time. I used to be able to count on one hand the times that heavy drinking left me with a hangover. I think those days may be gone.

I got out the door at 11:00am. I planned to come back around sundown instead of staying out all day and night like I have been, so I left without my gloves or windbreaker shell. As soon as I walked out of the Oakwood, though, I could tell it was much colder than in the previous days, and the wind that Megan had warned me about had kicked in. So I went back and suited up. Good thing I stole that key.

Besides seeing the goth girls in the park, one of my big goals for this trip was to see if there was any Japanese baseball going on. I know the season is over in October just like the Major Leagues, but I thought maybe there's a Winter League.

Another of my big goals, and pretty much the last one, was to make it to Studio Ghibli. I found out there's a Ghibli Museum, which I'm guessing is an amusement park for kids.

Getting tickets for Ghibli has proved to be quite the Sphinxian riddle. On the only website I found they say you can only buy them in other countries, not Japan. Which sounded pretty ridiculous if you ask me. And I would have had to pick them up at the Mitsuwa Market in Torrance where there's a JTD Travel office. But I almost did go get tickets in Torrance -- that's how much I wanna go.

(By the way, I think I've been here too long -- the voice in my head is speaking with a Japanese accent. [JAH-POHN-EESE AHK-A-SCENT-UH] Or maybe I'm just tired.)

I had called the number I had for JTD while here, and at first the woman on the phone -- who apparently learned English from an Australian tutor -- tried to sell me their 6000 yen package which includes an English guide, pick up and drop off. What, and miss out on navigating the train system? Hell no!

But Kosaku told me there's a chain of convenience stores called Lawson Station that have machines that sell the tickets. The trick is finding someone to help you with the purchase since it's all in Japanese.

So this morning I set out to find a Lawson's. The guy at the flower shop on the corner pointed me in the direction of the nearby sports facilities, so I just went that way.


Aoyama

Besides the ritzy shops and fashionable dwellings, Aoyama has a huge amount of land set aside for sports facilities. If these places weren't built for the 1964 Tokyo Olympics I'd be surprised. There's a soccer stadium, baseball stadium, a rugby stadium named after a prince, some tennis courts, even a driving range for golf, all one after another.

While there I got distracted from my mission to find a Lawson Station. First I saw a man sitting with his small dog (they're all small dogs here) which was dressed in a Santa outfit. So I had to take a picture.

I don't know what was cuter -- the man or his dog.

It ain't no Big Egg, that's for sure.

Then I really wanted a picture of the baseball stadium so I could show Phil. But there weren't any good angles. While walking around the entire thing, I saw two guys and a girl and I asked them if they spoke English. The girl said yes, and the guys then started throwing baseballs to each other with full wind-ups and loud pops in their mitts. I asked the woman where I could watch some baseball, and she said it's not possible. Then she told me that the guys playing catch were pitching prospects for the Yakult Swallows, that we were standing next to a weight training complex, and she was their press secretary. Then I took some video of the up-and-comers and she told me their names. Wow! If only I could read kanji, I could follow their careers.

She also said how Kazuhisa Ishii of the Dodgers used to play in that stadium and train there. I didn't bother bitching to her about how shitty he was last season. But I did bitch about the Dodgers and how we almost signed "Little Matsui", who instead went to the Mets.


At this point I was pretty hungry, and I had been enticed earlier by a ramen shop that had a picture menu out front. I went in and saw a long counter of seated slurpers and a line of men standing behind them. I got in line and proceeded to shuffle to the left, closing the gap each time a seated man left my line and a standing man sat down. Standing there staring over the shoulders of the slurpers was kind of like what I'd imagine being a beggar is like. It's hard not to look anywhere else but in their bowls.

I was studying how people were eating. I already knew that it's okay to make slurping sounds, and in fact the louder you are the more you show how much you like the ramen. My college roommate Yuji, from Japan, taught me that. (I'm still kicking myself that I lost his info. I keep hoping against all rational thought that I'll bump into him here.)

But I wasn't studying the process of how to order -- I was just going to point to the picture menu outside. Turns out that you put your money in a machine before you get in line. Then you get a ticket which you hand to the female usher, who then calls out the order to the cooks. The machine was all in Japanese, so I still needed the usher to look at the menu with me, and then pick the right kanji. But since I wanted the cheapest one and the items were listed in order of price, I could have done it myself.

I ended up sitting next to an Australian businessman who lives in Tokyo 3 weeks out of every month. (8 hours each way from Sydney. Ouch.) He was the one that told me I should have bought a ticket at the machine. He also told me that the hard boiled eggs on the counter are free. You just peel them and dunk them in the soup. Fun! I don't think I'd peeled a hard boiled egg since second grade, when my mom would send me off to school with love notes written on the eggs.

The whole machine/ticket is remarkably efficient, as any place that's geared towards the lightening fast business lunch needs to be. But it would never work in the States. You don't tip in Japan, and in America they want to string you along in case you order anything else. Of course, the flip side is there's no reward system for good service. But everyone's so remarkably nice here that it's usually not a worry.


Okay, I'm fucking beat. It's 3am and Mike's gonna be up at 6:30am. Oh happy day. Guess who's sleeping in?


[The following was written six months later from notes.]


 

 

Ginza

At that point I made my way to Ginza. I was still on the hunt for that infernal USB cable so I could download pictures off my camera and onto my laptop. But with Christmas fast approaching, I also had presents to procure. When I was nearing the end of my trip to Italy, I spent nearly a full day in Rome shopping, and I decided that I could do the same with this day. If you've got a place to keep your gift haul, it's best to just get all the shopping out of the way. And Ginza is, after all, the epicenter of shopping in Tokyo.

I exited the subway and found myself staring up at this beautiful Western style building, and before I knew it, it started chiming out the hour. It turned out to be the Wako Building, built in 1932.

I resolved to be back in an hour or two to videotape the chimes. So with time to kill I walked up the street and discovered the Apple Store.

The great thing about all of these computer stores and computer kiosks for tourists is that there's rarely a need to pay for Internet usage in Tokyo. Indeed, I was able to send off a couple of e-mails in the ten minutes I spent at the Apple Store.


Oh, that wacky Wako Bldg.

I then made my way back to the main intersection of Ginza in front of the Sony Building, one of the few that has those crazy crosswalks that make an X across the intersection. The light was amazing, and I had a lot of fun taking pictures of Ginza at sunset.

Ginza at sunset.

Around this time I discovered Coicorin, The Love-Inviting Cat in Ginza!

Coicorin, the love inviting cat.

According to the plaque,

Coicorin, the "love knot" cat, opens the doors to love. Coicorin is "the cat who beckons love for one and all". The Coicorin on the right facing the building is male, and the Coicorin on the left is female. A favorite place to rendezvous, people waiting in front of Coicorin tell Coicorin their fervent hopes and wishes. If women pet the male Coicorin, and men pet the female Coicorin, their love will be fulfilled.
There's also specific wishes that you're supposed to make when you pet Coicorin's head, stomach, etc. Fun stuff.


I was heading back to the Wako Building when I spotted a store that specialized in towels. As Megan had brought back some nice Muji towels from London, I thought it'd be nice to bring some nice soft woven towels from Tokyo. So I bought a set.

I then discovered only the second CitiBank ATM that I used on the trip. Then I stepped into the Nissan showroom, and then I finally went inside the Sony Building.

I tried to videotape some kids playing the koto video game -- where you bang on a koto drum in time with stuff on the screen -- but the nice ladies told me "No camera." So then I went and played a Finding Nemo video game, but that got boring fast.

On the next level I sat down to talk to a help desk lady about my USB cable needs, and she commiserated with me over the fact that one can't find my cable in Japan. She also printed out directions to the Tokyo International Forum and I went on my way.


The Sony Building is on the right, but I preferred the one on the left, esp. in the sunlight.

She represents PMS.

I was told of a store called Sofmap that should have had the cable for my camera. I was headed over in that direction when I heard what sounded like a live band playing "Last Christmas" by Wham! I hightailed it over to where I heard the song coming from so I could tape it, but by the time I got there they'd moved on to the next number. But I did find something there that turned out to be better then Wham! The "band" was a rag tag bunch of students of all ages from the Yamaha Popular Music School. That's right -- the PMS! They were playing drums, conga, and even one of those rhythmic fish to backing tracks. I stood around for 2-3 more songs, hoping they'd play more Wham!, even cheering for an encore. But to no avail.



Sofmap reminded me a lot of Fry's. There was lots of techie stuff along with books, DVDs and software. But once again, I couldn't find my cable. So I bought another 256 MB SD card, which has turned out to be a pretty good investment.

I also found some fun stocking stuffers, which you can see on this photo page.

After Sofmap I went upstairs to this great department store called Muji. There's a smaller version of Muji in London, which Megan discovered when we were there together in 2001.

I bought a bunch of snacks for stocking stuffers in the Tokyo version, including this baggie of yellow pill-like candies that I enjoyed giving to my father at Christmas.


Merry Christmas! Have some pills.

The Japanese version of department store food.

As I was a bit famished, I thought I'd try the cafeteria at Muji called Meal Muji. I'd seen this poster which had something I recognized as fried lotus root, and that sounded really good. So I went up to try and order it, but no one knew what I was talking about. It was about the most frustrating communication experience I'd had thus far. It got to the point that I went to the poster, took a picture of it, went back and showed them the display on my camera (something I began doing everytime I entered a restaurant after seeing something enticing on the poster outside). But then they gave me they indicated NO by forming an X with their arms, and I realized they were out of fried lotus root. Damn.

I finally made my way to the Tokyo International Forum, which I'd read about in my guide book. It was one of the best things I saw in Tokyo, and is now my favorite building from the inside. That is, I still love the Chrysler Building in New York and Maria della Salute Chiesa in Venice for their external structures, but the inside of the Tokyo International Forum has to be seen to be believed. As a result, I only took one picture, but I spent about 45 minutes inside.

Welcome to the future.

Educational and nightmare inducing!

Next to the Forum was this bizarro exhibit on the human body. The poster showed splayed bodies with skin torn back exposing muscle. Up above, they had skeletons in all sorts of fun, athletic poses.

I was tempted to go in, but the admission price was around 20 American, and by standing in the right place outside, I could see a reflection off the glass roof of almost everything going on in there, which wasn't much. The main reason for me to pay the admission would have been to check out the gift shop and buy a gruesome t-shirt. But instead I satisfied myself with this free poster.

I then had the good fortune of discovering this wonderful array of cheap eats underneath the JR station at Yurakucho.

Although I was tempted by the Tecate and genuine-looking Mexican food available at Boro, I wanted some hardcore Japanese food. And I found just the right place.


Chile Con Carne and Tecate... in Tokyo?!

Suehiro Tempura is a bit further past Boro and on the other side of the alley. I was drawn in by the lady that I could see through the small kitchen window. I slid back the traditional door, sat down at the small, 4-stool bar and was greeted by the owner, a woman who spoke English and who, though not overwhelmingly friendly, was fun to talk to.

Eyeing the small, whole fried fishes on the counter, I told her I wasn't afraid and she could serve me anything. Though what she served wasn't all that adventurous, it was easily the best tempura I've ever had.

The secret was in the dipping sauce. In the states it's always the same, thin stuff. But in this tempura house, there was a nice mix of cooked onion and perhaps some miso. It made all the difference.

After my meal I set out for the Oakwood, burdened down with all the day's purchases. I headed back through the Forum plaza and made the mistake of entering the Tokyo Station on the JR side, when what I wanted was the subway. What followed was about a 20-minute long hell of a hike. As if my feet weren't killing me enough. It was exactly like one of the terminals at LAX in there. What I would have done for an electric sidewalk. The place was practically screaming for one!


When I got home I called Magari, a guy who I had only talked to over the internet, but who nevertheless invited me to stay with him. Talking to him on the phone was strange at first as I don't know Japanese and he was struggling with English. Every time I asked him a question he would work out the translation out loud, and I wasn't sure if he was talking to me, himself or someone else. For a second I thought maybe he was a little crazy. But he turned out to be a delightful, if eccentric, guy.


Later that night, Mike came back stinking drunk, and that was a lot of fun to see. He told me about getting treated to Kobe beef and drinking tons of whisky. He was apologetic about his sorry state the next day, but I enjoyed his enthusiasm -- nay, his zest for life.

I gifted him my uneaten chestnuts, but I doubt he ever ate them, picky eater that he is. I also tried to give him the porno manga I bought, but he was freaked out about getting arrested at customs. So instead I gave him a plastic figurine of a Yomiuri Giants pitcher. After all, Mike is a San Francisco Giants fan.


Determined to finally make it to a Lawson's to buy a ticket for the Ghibli Museum, I left around 11pm and walked around Aoyama. I had left my bag and camera behind for once, thinking I wouldn't be gone long. Along the way I started to think how familiar things looked, even though I didn't think I'd been to this part of the city yet. When I discovered the Lawson's, it turned out that I'd already been in that very store with the Santas on my second full day in Tokyo. Meaning that we could have bought our Ghibli tickets right there and then, and I could have been done with the Lawsons hunt. I also realized how close I was staying to Takeshita Street and Yoyogi Park. I'd had no idea.

I went down into the subway, but after about five minutes, a station agent came down the steps with his arms in that tell-tale X formation, meaning that the trains had stopped running for the night. And indeed, the scant amount of people there started to leave, and I followed, feeling a bit dejected.

So I tried making my way back, having a bit better sense of where I was. I asked everyone I saw on the street, "Bell Commons?" (BELL CAHM-MUN-SUH?) And they'd tell me to keep going.

Along the way I saw something I kicked myself for not being able to take a picture of -- this store called Cowpoo! (I later went out of my way just to get the shot, feeling my trip would have been left unsuccessful without it.)

Later, I stumbled upon this really, really nice sake house with beautiful pottery displayed in the window. As the pottery was for sale and I know how Megan loves nice dishes and bowls, it appeared that my day-long spending spree was not yet at an end. While looking at all the pottery, I found the weirdest thing under one of the bowls -- what looked like a tooth! It was like straight out of Totoro. I pocketed the tooth, and though I felt like I really should buy the piece that I found the tooth under, I instead came out of there with two bowls and a plate that I got at a discount because it had some damage on the bottom. (A couple of days later I smashed the "tooth" between my fingers and discovered it was a nut. Perhaps some sake-lovin' squirrel had hidden it there for later in the winter.)


I finally got to Bell Commons and then the Oakwood. Exactly how I managed it in my exhausted state I have no idea.

 

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TIPS FOR TRAVELERS

 

Communication:

Have you seen the commercials for Gatorade X-Factor with all the sweaty athletes making X's with their arms? In those commercials, that formation with the arms indicates extreme flavor combinations.

But in Japan, crossing your arms like that means "No". (The fact that I know this means that I had a lot of people telling me no in Japan).

So watching that commercial for the first time was pretty funny. It was just a bunch of angry athletes covered in green and orange sweat emphatically indicating NO! NO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Architecture:

If you're like me and you love architecture, then you've got to check out the Tokyo International Forum. It's just around the corner from the JR Yurakucho stop near Ginza. The outside isn't all that impressive, but when you go inside and take the escalator down... I defy you not to be wowed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Restaurants:

Suehiro Tempura

After you've seen the Tokyo Intl Forum, head for the small pedestrian alley underneath the Yurakucho JR station and you can't go wrong. There's plenty of cheap, good eats to choose from. It's got a real locals-only flavor.

The place I discovered for myself was Suehiro Tempura, a great, simple tempura house. The proprietess speaks English and the food is excellent.

I'm not sure of the name, but here's what the storefront looks like: